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Leaving King

After seven-plus years, this is my last day at King. Saudade ensues...

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Caterina Sforza (Part 4)

In which Caterina murders so many people that it's not even funny anymore

Readwith some white wine

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Caterina Sforza (Part 3)

In which Caterina finds true love, before she goes full medieval

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Martina Fagiolini

"Te non stai bene. (You are unwell.)"

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"Muori. (Die.)"

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Facebook

The main place where I post stuff, but I'm phasing it out and will be using this blog instead.

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I don't post much here, but I do look at your pictures. Some are cute. The stories are mostly cringe.

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You don't have to send me money, but if you do, I promise they will be used for propagating stupidity.

Twitter

I never tweet because I heard that they cancel you. So I use it to get news, memes, 23-or-me women.

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