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Who am I by the way

Testimonials

"Te non stai bene. (You are unwell.)"

"Muori. (Die.)"

Follow me on social media and stuff

You can find this website there, plus some other projects that I'm not ashamed to keep as private.

The main place where I post stuff, but I'm phasing it out and will be using this blog instead.

I don't post much here, but I do look at your pictures. Some are cute. The stories are mostly cringe.

You don't have to send me money, but if you do, I promise they will be used for propagating stupidity.

I never tweet because I heard that they cancel you. So I use it to get news, memes, naked women.

Of course I don't have an OnlyFans, but thank you for believing it. It really means a lot!